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April 17, 2014 11:53 PM

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11:19 PM
Anonymous : you (just a comment noticing a fact) have a nice butt.

Thank you, anon

11:18 PM
Anonymous : Had sex with

Five

9:52 PM
the giving tree sticky note set

(Source: 7ae)

7:45 PM
cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

5:37 PM
10knotes:

But shit, it was 99 cents

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

10knotes:

But shit, it was 99 cents

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

3:30 PM

(Source: naruto-oppa)

1:22 PM

(Source: kimjungorg)

12:29 PM
Anonymous : how many sexual partners have you had?

that depends. do you mean people i’ve had sex with or people i’ve been intimate with in general?

11:15 AM
9:08 AM
theprotip:

Relationship tips here

theprotip:

Relationship tips here

12:08 AM
When things aren’t adding up in your life, start subtracting.

- (via s0ulf00d)

(Source: thedailypozitive)

12:06 AM

(Source: purplebox192)

12:05 AM
sometimes you tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them. it’s the most twisted logic of all time.

- john mayer (via a-lonely-estate)

(Source: ryaaano)

April 16, 2014 9:52 PM

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons


TAGS: puns